The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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