How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
The uberlube is also flammable
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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