Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
even my farts smell like vagina
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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