how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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