she woke up with a sticky ear
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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