before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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