The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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