Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
only you would photoshop your dick
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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