i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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