We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize