i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
