this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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