Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
