I'm eating all of the evidence.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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