okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
