Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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