I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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