i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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