paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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