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I wanna passion pit in your ass
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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