whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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