I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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