Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
