Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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