I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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