I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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