I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
