it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
he thought i was a dude.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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