I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
There's even glitter on my cock...
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