sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My life is pants optional.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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