why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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