we're blogging at a bar
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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