I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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