shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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