Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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