Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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