Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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