O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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