yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Randomize
