So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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