what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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