Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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