party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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