i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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