i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
