i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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