why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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