i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
and you fell through a lawn chair
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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