2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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