It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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