doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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