Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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