i may or may not be watching the land before time
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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