Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
love makes seman taste better
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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