dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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